Thanks to Ryan Lytle for stepping in to write this overly flattering player profile.
Name: Scott “Big Brown” Harris
Position: P, 1B, 3B, C
The Low-Down: After crafting a five year legacy in the Roy Hobbs league and completing that resume entry with two years as co-captain of the “wildly inconsistent” Stonecutters, Scott needed a brief hiatus to gather his thoughts. The baseball world couldn’t let him go, and Scott has thankfully answered the call once again. All I need to say is Big Brown is back. Umpires respect him, competition envies him, and the fans love him. He is an ace of staff on any team’s rotation and will prove just as difficult at the dish. Once he is on base (and he always will be), Scott will make every base hit as good as a double.
Expectations: It’s another day at the office, and Harris will be doing what he does best. It’s just hard to figure out what he doesn’t do best on the field. Once the season starts every hitter in the league will know his name. His fastball is devastating and his curveball will make hitters look so bad, you’ll want to cover your kids’ eyes. When Big Brown isn’t mowing down batters on the mound, he will be a tremendous asset at either corner of the infield or behind the dish. No matter what position he plays he is a leader, and he does his leading by example. On offense he will hover around the middle of the lineup where he will always have the bat on the ball. He’s got power and doesn’t strikeout. When teammates get on base before him, they had better be planning on scoring. Harris is just as keen on the base paths and will dishearten his opponents as they make feeble attempts to stop him.
Fun Fact: Come June 4th, you can find out what Big Brown can do for you.